Birthday Front Porch Surprise

Earlier this summer, if you recall, I came home to find a mystery bunch of asparagus on my front porch. Yesterday, while we were out a Lowe's buying cow manure, a birthday elf stopped by and dropped this off for my birthday:

Okay, so it wasn't much of a mystery since I had a good idea who left it and there was a message on our answering machine from Loretta.

This is a very pretty bird feeder with a suet feeder and bell-shaped food brick. The birds have already found it and are enjoying the new feeder as I type.

Thanks, Loretta!

Richard is wondering when the porch fairy will leave something for him... Maybe a Green Lantern statue? A Star Trek captain's chair? A guy can wish, right?